WTF?!?
Okay, I'm as obese as the next guy, but even us rotund people can have pet-peeves. What has the world come to? In my personal opinion, this is 10% diet, 90% fad. It bothers me when every major company out there is jumping on the bandwagon, especially with a “food discovery” that is going to be out-of-date and so-wrong-the-next-week-that-we-are-all-going-to-look-back-and-wonder-to-ourselves-how-we-went-so-wrong. Anyways, I could keep going, but I won't because I am extremely out of shape and expending the energy to type this post has caused me to lose my breath. Oh well, once I catch my breath again, I'm off to enjoy my journey to the next 50 heart-stopping sex-preventing pounds of fat. Remember, it's not the destination that counts, it's the journey.
To Whomever It May Concern,
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If you are upset by that last statement and are offended, I do not apologize :P. I was kidding and I'm not being serious. I understand that being obese is a serious medical condition and that it is turning into a social problem that quite a bit of us need to face. I am also trying to lose weight but that doesn't prevent me from getting fed up with the whole diet bandwagon fad. If I see another 85 pound teenager asking for a low-carb meal because she has to lose weight (just because “it's cool“, mind you), I will scream. Nix that, I will become very enraged and may potentially go postal upon many people and corporations (just kidding again).
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Anyways, until next time, I'm outtie.