Well, it is starting to become a tradition for those at my company to write haikus at the end of the day. I understand that the first one is perhaps not a true haiku because it is focused on world domination and anger, but I liked it nonetheless. So, without further ado, here are mine for this work day:
** Disclaimer: I do not profess to be good with words. Far from it. I consider myself the poetry equivalent of a stick figure artist. **
I am the Master! All on earth must bow to me! Worship me Peasant!
Longhorn my dear friend, longed have I for this moment, happy will we be