D'Arcy from Winnipeg
Solution Architecture, Business & Entrepreneurship, Microsoft, and Adoption

Burning Crusade: Men are Pigs!

Monday, January 22, 2007 3:39 PM

Now that I've had some time to play for a bit, I figured i'd give my experience so far with the new WoW expansion since others are starting to post theirs (like Chris).

But this is more than just me talking about how much I love the textures and the colors and whatever else. No, this is more than just a high level discussion...in fact, it goes much deeper, and frankly as a man, I must apologize to the female gender for our manliness.

You see...I decided this time around to try something...different. So when I created my blood elf, I opted to create a female mage instead of a male. Why? Who knows. But something weird happened when I started playing. I had just gone to the top of the first building to start a quest when this guy Blood Elf walks up to me and says "Dance".

Dance? DANCE?! What am I, a piece of meat?! Is my character there to provide some immature adolescent boy his kicks?! So I did the only natural thing that came to me at the time.

I called him a Perv. Then I jumped off the ledge to get away from freak boy.

So now I'm all freaked out, worried that there are guys out there that are going to be checking me out and "zooming" in with their mouse unbeknownst to me. Dirty men I tell you, the lot of them! If the Blood Elves would have been created like the Drow, at least men would be put in their place: slaves to the superior females! Mua ha ha! But no...so alas, we have to put up with their immature thinking.

Now if you'll excuse me...I have to go wash some dishes and put on some laundry.



# re: Burning Crusade: Men are Pigs!

I can hear it every night in Montreal now...."D'Arcy.....Dance dammit!" 1/22/2007 5:41 PM | Donald Belcham

# re: Burning Crusade: Men are Pigs!

The female Blood Elf's dance is still not as good as the female Night Elf's....

/dance 1/22/2007 7:01 PM | JasonF

# re: Burning Crusade: Men are Pigs!

I hear Dance Dance Revolutions is a good workout. You might want to consider adding it to your training program. 1/23/2007 7:30 AM | Jason Row

# re: Burning Crusade: Men are Pigs!

Does your wife know you go online as a woman in WoW to get guys to ask you to dance?

I hope you're not trying this trick at DevTeach!

1/23/2007 11:54 AM | Justice~!

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